英语搞笑对话（两人）

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A:Hi,Tony.I'mstartingaband.willyoujoinus? B:Sure,Ben.I'dlovetobeinaband A:OK,good.whichinstrumentwillyouplay? B:Idon'tplayaninstrument.Ising.Ilikemusicwithgreatlyrics A:SodoI,Tony.Whoelsecanjoinus? B:Well,thereisDave.Heprefersquietmusic A:Good...

英语两人对话小故事幽默

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雇主howmuchdoyouwantamonth?你一个月想要多少钱？保姆：800yuan,eatyou,sleepyou.800块，吃你的，住你的　　a:whydoyoudrinkwineeveryday?b:ilikeit!a:isitdelicious?b:ofcourse!notonlyso,inwinethereistruth.a:really,whatisit?b:whenyouareinlowspirits,drinkingwinecanhelpyouaboutthat...

跪求一篇简短的两人搞笑英文对话

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一、 　　Customer：Givemeahotdog.　　Waiter：Withpleasure.　　Customer：No,withmustard.　　顾客：来个热狗。　　侍者：很高兴。　　顾客：不要，加上芥末。　　（注：英语中withpleasure是“很高兴”的意思。这位顾客把pleasure当成调料了。怪不得他说不要pleasure,要芥末呢。）　　 二、 Teacher：Nowclass,whateverIask,Iwantyoualltoansweratonce...

英语两人搞笑对话短文，带翻译

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IWasn'tAsleep Whenagroupofwomengotonthecar,everyseatwasalreadyoccupied.Theconductornoticedamanwhoseemedtobeasleep,andfearinghemightmisshisstop,henudgedhimandsaid:Wakeup,sir! Iwasn'tasleep,themananswered. Notasleep?Butyouhadyoureyesclosed. Iknow...